Insert your West Virginia jokes here*
Actual conversation with Angry Boy over dinner the other night:
AB: Mommy, you should have another baby. A little girl.
APL: (laughing) Ooooooh, no. It's just gonna be you and [Angry Linebacker]. No little girl.
AB: (laughing incredulously) But Mommy! I can't marry [Angry Linebacker], he's a boy!!!
APL: (confused pause) Uh... You think I need to have a little girl so you can marry her?
AB: (less sure now) Right.
APL: No, honey, brothers and sisters can't marry. You wouldn't be allowed to marry your sister.
AB: (laughing incredulously again) So, what, I'm supposed to marry a complete stranger?!
*No offense, Kenju.
P.S.: Seriously, y'alls, how much would I pay to see footage of Pat Summitt putting the beat down on a raccoon? Daaaaayum. (And to protect her dog, too--what a good woman.)
AB: Mommy, you should have another baby. A little girl.
APL: (laughing) Ooooooh, no. It's just gonna be you and [Angry Linebacker]. No little girl.
AB: (laughing incredulously) But Mommy! I can't marry [Angry Linebacker], he's a boy!!!
APL: (confused pause) Uh... You think I need to have a little girl so you can marry her?
AB: (less sure now) Right.
APL: No, honey, brothers and sisters can't marry. You wouldn't be allowed to marry your sister.
AB: (laughing incredulously again) So, what, I'm supposed to marry a complete stranger?!
*No offense, Kenju.
P.S.: Seriously, y'alls, how much would I pay to see footage of Pat Summitt putting the beat down on a raccoon? Daaaaayum. (And to protect her dog, too--what a good woman.)
posted by Angry Pregnant Lawyer at 8:50 PM
8 Comments:
Wow. AB summed up my life. Everyone else IS a complete stranger; no wonder I'm single.
Bizarre news tidbit about Pat Summitt. I especially liked the all-important Google Maps illustration of where Knoxville is.
Like I need another reason to think she is teh awesome. Now i have it.
It sounds so sensible when he puts it that way.
It really does.
HAHA! I was about to chastise you until I saw my name!
I don't know why little boys always think they have to marry their sisters.
But was the raccoon rabid? And if so, how will this affect Summitt's coaching style?
It really does make sense the way he put it.
Miss M is planning to marry her brother as well. Wait until she finds out that boys have cooties.
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