From 9:55 p.m. to 11:42, twenty-nine people came to my site wanting to know whether Maura Tierney was pregnant. What must it be like to have such a popular uterus?
Well, if the subject gets that many inquiries, I will just hop on over to my blog, insert the phrase somewhere, and sit back as my numbers go through the roof!
Throw in the word "Porn" and all hell will break loose. Since I posted the "deer porn" my numbers have doubled from people searching for porn. I just sit and laugh knowing they are landing on a Christmas display.
Maybe you should email Maura and see if she'll take her temperature every day and send it to you, so you can post a Maura Tierney Ovulation Graph for all the curious minds out there.
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Well, if the subject gets that many inquiries, I will just hop on over to my blog, insert the phrase somewhere, and sit back as my numbers go through the roof!
Throw in the word "Porn" and all hell will break loose. Since I posted the "deer porn" my numbers have doubled from people searching for porn. I just sit and laugh knowing they are landing on a Christmas display.
HAH!!!
It always amazes me how people find my blog...I'm so tired of the perverted people looking for "nude daughter", I could scream.
I get the "Tiny Titties" searchers.
Yes, my "tea porn" entry is one of the most popular posts on my blog.
I just popped over here to see what you'd been writing about while I've been out of town for a few weeks. Happy New Year, APL!
Maybe you should email Maura and see if she'll take her temperature every day and send it to you, so you can post a Maura Tierney Ovulation Graph for all the curious minds out there.
OK, you guys suck! Now I'm going to get the people looking for porn and titties! Ack!
Corndog, I love that idea! The public deserves to know!
Believe it or not, I happened upon your blog searching for "Maura Tierney pregnant" lol, I'm a sucker for celeb babies!
Oh my god. I got a Chinese search engine last week looking for "sex and mothers."
I think you should photo shop some pictures of her head on Katie Holmes body.
Oh, Lisa V, if I had the skills, I totally would!
Hi, Kait, hope you'll stop by again.
What a dubious honor ;)
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