A weird break from the anger and sadness
Scene: Not So Angry Husband and me, lying in bed late at night. We hear someone on TV talking about fetishes right as we turn off the tube for the evening.
NSAH: I'm glad you don't have any fetishes.
APL: Me too. Sexual attraction based on inanimate objects is weird. (pause) Except penises. I have a penis fetish.
NSAH: And I have a vagina fetish. (pause) (in his best Charlton Heston voice) I like my vagina.
...
I swear, we usually don't talk like this.
NSAH: I'm glad you don't have any fetishes.
APL: Me too. Sexual attraction based on inanimate objects is weird. (pause) Except penises. I have a penis fetish.
NSAH: And I have a vagina fetish. (pause) (in his best Charlton Heston voice) I like my vagina.
I swear, we usually don't talk like this.
posted by Angry Pregnant Lawyer at 8:06 PM
9 Comments:
Hilarious!
Oh me, oh my, I'm dying over here. LOL!
I wasn't sure if anyone else remembered that sketch, but Phil Hartman just nailed Heston (as he did with most of his impersonations).
That is so funny!
Thank you APL!!! I needed that!
God Dammit - how many times do I need to clean coffee off my monitor?
APL - on behalf of heterosexual men everywhere, I would like to thank God for women like you.
NSAH - I would like to buy you a beer or twelve.
APL! You two kill me! We need to plan a blogging girls' weekend, it would be a riot.
No objects though? I thought that was part of the fun! ; )
yaAPL!!!!!!!!! I'm howling over here! If you're saying this just to shock the old lady blogger, remember that Grandma Blue and I are sisters!
Now that's sexy talk. Waaaay better than "you have something in your teeth" and "dinner gave me gas". LOL!
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