Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Lent again

Things I've Given Up For Lent in the Past*
  • ice cream

  • Cokes

  • chocolate

  • candy

  • beer

  • fried foods

Things I Would Like to Give Up For Lent
  • billing my time

  • commuting

  • getting calls from telemarketers

  • wearing pantyhose

  • dealing with asshats

  • picking up dog poop

*Friend and reader justjohn brought to my attention that the way this read before, "Things I've Given Up For Lent," made it sound as though I'd given up all of those things this year. Nononononononononono. I pride myself on my willpower, but there's no way I could give up all my vices simultaneously. I think that's the same reason they let recovering addicts smoke cigarettes in rehab...


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